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#5 Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant – 55 Gallon. This is ultimate lube keg. What you’re looking at here is a $1200 container of lubricant and it’s also the best value. The comments are hilarious on this thing so you have to go and read them. Lol!
#4 Disaster Bag/Body Bag. It’s available to you by the company–All Mortuary FUNERAL & CREMATION SUPPLIES. I guess this is for people who are buying their mortuary supplies. Amazon is just so huge, like, those people are buying their stuff there too, you know.. Lol!
#3 How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? It’s written by Hiroyuki Nishigaki. It looks like one of those funny translation type books.. I’m actually considering trying..Lol! I’m not.
#2 Large Vinyl Gender Neutral Asian. Ships from and sold by Wizard of Math.This is a gender neutral asian baby doll.. Not sure why, it needs to be identified as gender neutral. Anyways $44.95 gets you this incredibly realistic vinyl doll. I personally do not trust anyone who purchases this. Lol!
#1 Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes–the paperback. This is the most super What The Fuck item on all of Amazon! I dont know if this shit is real, or if the whole intent here is to troll people or sell this to people that are trying to have a joke, but anyways, this is a real book that you can buy a paperback book, a collection of semen based recipes. If you don’t what that is, google is your friend but you’re probably gonna regret it. Lol!